i met a girl with 12 nipples
so the senior prank was when the 2nd period bell rang they all laid down and some people had blankets and stuff and they called it the senior snuggle and it went on for like 45 minutes and it was amazing
the seniors at my old high school did the exact same thing today
- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
I just love books and libraries and the smell of books and complete silence except the sound of someone flipping the pages and i just love words and paper and fictional characters and all the feelings my destiny is to live inside a bookstore
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
WOW WAY TO GO LEONARDY
Turning your plate so you can attack your food at the right angle
I don’t think I have genuinely laughed like this in at least a few days. This made me very happy.
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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